Svalbard Register

Svalbards (th' currency an'’s points system) be awarded fer certain site activities, with a chest full of booty. A few examples be below:

  • Svalbards fer postin' a Blog entry: 5
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Poll: 3
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Forum topic: 3
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Project: 30
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Issue: 10
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Challenge: 20
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Competition: 50
  • Svalbards fer postinga a Game: 30
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Hockey: 30
  • Svalbards fer postin' a News: 20
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Newsletter: 100
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Page: 20
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Strat: 20
  • Svalbards fer postin' a Treks: 30
  • Svalbards fer postin' a comment: 2
  • Svalbards fer postin' a comment on Issue: 10
  • Svalbards fer editin' a challenge, page, trek, hockey, game, competition: 5
  • Svalbards fer deletin' spam user account: 5
  • Svalbards fer deletin' a spam comment: 5
  • Svalbards fer approvin' a user account: 5
  • Svalbards fer approvin' an anonymous comment: 5 – EDIT: Temporarily disabled. The rule fer this can’t tell th' difference betwixt an anonymous comment approval, an' a standard comment, so it is just givin' an extra 5 Svalbards fer each comment posted everywhere.

Svalbards fer th' above activities be automated.

Anyone with suggestions fer other areas t' earn Svalbards, please post an issue an' they can be investigated. Svalbards fer most site activities can be automated with th' rules module, shiver me timbers eg. When a user account is approved, we have created a trigger that adds Svalbards t' th' user that approved th' comment.

Anyone wishin' t' lay claim t' Svalbards fer non automated activities listed above, please comment on this page. Requests will be accepted / rejected / ignored by th' BoD.
In yer request mention why ye deserve th' Svalbards / what ye did t' earn them. In th' event o' a dispute, more evidence may be required.

Over time, some more thin's MAY be added t' th' above list, but this is unlikely. Yaaarrrrr! If ye wish t' lay claim t' svalbards fer somethin' other than what’s listed above, feel free t'. The sharks will eat well tonight! However these be much more likely t' be ignored / rejected.

Requests fer Svalbards via anythin' other than this page, will be ignored.

Abuse o' th' automated system mentioned at th' beginnin' o' this page, will result in suspect pages / comments etc bein' deleted. Repeated offenses will result in Svalbard penaltys, warnin's, demotion etc.


chipper's picture

pls credit

pls credit chipper 1,000,000 Svalbard fer his sheer awesomeness
k thanks. The sharks will eat well tonight, pass the grog!

Fuzz's picture


chipper's picture


clearly thar be some flaws in th' assessment process. ok how about 999,999 svalbards?

Fuzz's picture


I’m goin' t' need a bigger stamp :)

hey chip

hook me some cash or lunch an' ill chuck ya 999999999999999999999999999999999 svalbards :p
just dont tell fuzz i figured out how t' do it

chipper's picture


its a deal! Oho! i’m sure they will no nay ne'er track us down!

n0mad's picture

IPX Awards 2008

I would like t' put me han' up but would like t' acknowledge that without Blood’s help this would have no nay ne'er
been done until I found th' time but Blood insisted as somethin' todo with Kiwi’s doin' it n0w :P

ThanX again Bl00d…., Dance the Hempen Jig

n0mad's picture

Calculator 0ut

Blood did ye say that it’s 50 Svals fer every minute that g0es by since 0ur Awards Post ?

I understan' Chewy is 0n holidays but y0u w0uld think he read th' Awards by n0w :P


Fuzz's picture

Svalbards - Awards 2008

Svalbards credited t' ye an' Blood, I'll warrant ye. Thanks again fer th' work on th' awards this year.

thanks n0mad

chur lubber i like svalbards they tasty.

PS sorry chip fuzz has been a meanie an' stolen me l33t h4×0r 5ki11s

chipper's picture


ski its ok ski blood ski ye ski have ski t' watch ski fuzz ski cause ski he ski is sneaky ski like that ski. that ski is ski why ski i use ski this ski clever ski code ski so ski th' fuzz ski doesn’t ski know ski we ski be ski onto ski that scurvey dog ski. Oho, and dinna spare the whip!

Sha8doW's picture

can i have

can i have a sole, lonely, little svalbard


Fuzz's picture



n0mad's picture

n0mad 0vertakes Shad in Svalbard's

“In yer request mention why ye deserve th' Svalbards”

Because I have now overtaken Shad in Svalbards is that not enough o' a reason :P

“what ye did t' earn them.”

Stayed on th' IPX path an' did not cheat in any way or form

“In th' event o' a dispute, more evidence may be required.”

I have taken demo’s an' screen shots o' every post since joinin' IPX an' will be happy t'
present them in a single zip file about 5 Zottabytes large, just don’t expect th' upload before Christmas….

n0w 0nto what d0es all this equal in Svalbards ?


Fuzz's picture

A very well written request,

A very well written request, I give ye kudos (not svalbards) fer that :)

Your prize is 2nd place on th' Highest Users list on th' front page, Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur, Dance the Hempen Jig With that honor comes 1985 existin' Svalbards :)

However ye will be gettin' some Svalbards fer providin' th' hardware an' puttin' significant work into th' IPX server (as will Robag fer th' new hardware + work, an' HP fer hostin' it, hardware an' work). A big thanks from me fer th' initiative, an' effort ye’ve put in. It benefits th' team significantly.

Fuzz's picture

Shad leapfrogs n0mad

Was a very close race fer 2nd t' 2000… looked like ye had it in han' n0mad, til Shad pulled out some admin an' bam, 2000 Svalbards fer Shad.

n0mad's picture

n0mad leapfrogs Shad

n0t 2 B left behind n0mad runs ahead like th' deaf lubber 0ut 0f Family Guy…..

Shad, we discussed this a few months ag0 an' I think Fuzz will als0 supp0rt this.
Get IPX 0n th' TV
Simply get th' IPX name or Logo on th' b0x an' rec0rd it an' upl0ad th' link here
I have a few ideas an' yes I’m thinkin' 0f th' wind0w behind th' newz in th' mornin',
0r maybe a sp0rtin' event…..

Anyway I w0uld like t0 put this challenge 0ut thar an' with th' support 0f th' BOD
I think this will be worth 500 Svalbards……., me Jolly Roger

Sum gr0und rules may need t0 be 0utlined f0r th' safety 0f min0rs :P


chipper's picture

to solve this issue...

it is highly recommended that chipper should be credited with 1,000,000 Svalbard. it is th' only way that th' issue can be solved once an' fer all.

Robag's picture

hmmmm let me think

“it is highly recommended that chipper should be credited with 1,000,000 Svalbard. it is th' only way that th' issue can be solved once an' fer all.”

go ye halves Chipper lol

Fuzz's picture


I won’t give ye 1 million. But I will give ye 100 svalbards, if ye nudie run down yer respective rivers with nothin' on, get it filmed, edit th' film t' cover up private parts with (an' this is th' important bit) th' IPX logo, then upload t' youtube an' link here.

The offer goes fer any o' ye actually. Nay svalbards if anythin' private can be seen in th' videos (me freakin' eyes)

Fuzz's picture


Upped t' 3000.

0.o lol

0.o lol

Fuzz's picture

Svalbard Request Denied


Sha8doW's picture

50 points for

50 svalbards fer every IPX slave produced by IPX members
(basically, 50 points per kid fer scallywags who have had minnows… ie YOUR KIDS BELONG TO IPX!)

lol, i once said o'er th' pager at me auld work, cause i were bein' sick o' th' same kid bein' “lost” in me store all day every day o' th' school holidays (were bein' more like he were bein' sent t' me store t' be babysat – i found out his parents worked at one o' th' “takeaway resturants” an' were too slack t' organise childcare)

“Attention Shoppers. We have a lost little lad in th' store, his name is Martin. martin is wearin' a Blue Shirt, Jeans an' is located at th' customer service counter. If his parents dern't come claim that scurvey dog within th' next 30 minutes he will rightfully become th' property o' th' store!

like th' previ'us 5 days, his parents didnt come back untill th' store were bein' goin' t' close. Shiver me timbers! So after that day, i gave th' kid his own uniform, hat an' badge. an' made that scurvey dog pump all th' bikes int he bike racks tires up!
were bein' th' best NON Employee employee i e'er had!
I kept that scurvey dog off th' rivers, an' taught that scurvey dog a good work ethic. (although, he did go awol when school started up again lol)

so basically, back t' th' svalbards. id get 100 points, nomad would get 50, Robag would get 50 etc

now… i am off t' find a video camera t' tape me daily run, shiver me timbers (make it 500 an' ill likely do it fer real) although we might need t' work out a deal about th' whole length o' th' river bit… i don’t think i can run that far!

Fuzz's picture

Daily run??

Hold on a second, ye go on a daily run, Avast me hearties! Lets get that video evidence goin'!

Sha8doW's picture


Nudie runz?
Doesnt everyone do em daily!?

Id post videos… but i’d have t' blur too much o' th' screen when coverin' me private parts!


if ye did that then ye would have t' take off yer puffy shirt…………………….:P

Fuzz's picture


Just made it 3000. Nay excuses now :)

n0mad's picture

10,000 Hits

10,000 Hits
w0rth sum Svalbard’s ?


Fuzz's picture


. +100

I got 2 servers

Worth some Svalbards?

Nikki and I have

visited an' meat th' most scallywags from within Team IPX, is that worth some svalbards?

Tripsicle98's picture

Well for spotting matts typos

Please give me 30 svalbards :)

Hitting 10,000

svalbards i think i should get some svalbards.

Tripsicle98's picture

I hit 1000

Hittin' 1000 i should get more :)

willow's picture

No 6!

Yay am at number 6!! I should bank some fer some interest so i get back into top 5 :) Any banks recommended :)

Don't forget

To give scallywags Svalbards fer th' scallywags they recruit gettin' past th' probation (Also update th' page t' say it is 8 weeks until they have finished th' probation period.)

ltmon's picture

What's the current exchange rate

Svalbard t' bitcoin?

We’re runnin' an exchange, right?

Fuzz's picture


1 Svalbard gets ye 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 o' a Bitcoin, and a bottle of rum, with a chest full of booty! Which dependin' on th' day, could buy ye a grain o' san', or a Porsche, me Jolly Roger

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