Svalbard Register

Svalbards (the currency and TeamIPX.net’s points system) are awarded for certain site activities. A few examples are below:

  • Creating a blog entry: 4 Svalbards
  • Creating a forum topic: 3 Svalbards
  • Posting a poll: 3 Svalbards
  • Commenting on anything: 2 Svalbards
  • Adding a page to the site: 10 Svalbards
  • Updating a page: 5 Svalbards
  • Submitting an issue to the issue tracker: 10 Svalbards
  • Working / commenting on an issue: 12 Svalbards (2 for the comment, 10 for the issue work)
  • Creating a challenge: 10 Svalbards
  • Creating an official IPX news item: 15 Svalbards
  • Creating a trek: 15 Svalbards
  • Creating a hockey page: 15 Svalbards

Svalbards for the above activities are automated.

However I (Fuzz) have taken the liberty of offering Svalbards for certain other activities. These are not automated:

  • Recruiting a player for QW: 50 Svalbards, upon acceptance to the team. If multiple claims are made, 50 is split between them evenly.
  • 50 more Svalbards if the recruited player lasts past probation (currently 2 weeks, soon to be increased to either 4 or 8 weeks). Svalbards split as above.

Anyone wishing to lay claim to Svalbards for non automated activities listed above, please comment on this page. Requests will be accepted / rejected / ignored by the bank only (Fuzz).
In your request mention why you deserve the Svalbards / what you did to earn them. In the event of a dispute, more evidence may be required.

Over time, some more things MAY be added to the above list, but this is unlikely. If you wish to lay claim to svalbards for something other than what’s listed above, feel free to. However these are much more likely to be ignored / rejected.

Requests for Svalbards via anything other than this page, will be ignored.

As an aside, abuse of the automated system mentioned at the beginning of this page, will result in suspect pages / comments etc being deleted. Repeated offenses will result in Svalbard penaltys.

pls credit

chipper's picture

pls credit chipper 1,000,000 Svalbard for his sheer awesomeness
k thanks.

:)

Fuzz's picture

flaws

chipper's picture

clearly there are some flaws in the assessment process. ok how about 999,999 svalbards?

Stamp

Fuzz's picture

I’m going to need a bigger stamp :)

No_maam[1]

hey chip

Bloodstorm's picture

hook me some cash or lunch and ill chuck ya 999999999999999999999999999999999 svalbards :p
just dont tell fuzz i figured out how to do it

sweeeet

chipper's picture

its a deal! i’m sure they will never track us down!

IPX Awards 2008

n0mad's picture

I would like to put my hand up but would like to acknowledge that without Blood’s help this would have never
been done until I found the time but Blood insisted as something todo with Kiwi’s doing it n0w :P

n0mad
ThanX again Bl00d…..

Calculator 0ut

n0mad's picture

Blood did you say that it’s 50 Svals for every minute that g0es by since 0ur Awards Post ?

I understand Chewy is 0n holidays but y0u w0uld think he read the Awards by n0w :P

n0mad

Svalbards - Awards 2008

Fuzz's picture

Svalbards credited to you and Blood. Thanks again for the work on the awards this year.

thanks n0mad

Bloodstorm's picture

chur dude i like svalbards they tasty.

PS sorry chip fuzz has been a meanie and stolen my l33t h4×0r 5ki11s

ski

chipper's picture

ski its ok ski blood ski you ski have ski to watch ski fuzz ski cause ski he ski is sneaky ski like that ski. that ski is ski why ski i use ski this ski clever ski code ski so ski the fuzz ski doesn’t ski know ski we ski are ski onto ski him ski.

can i have

Sha8doW's picture

can i have a sole, lonely, little svalbard

x1,000?

No

Fuzz's picture

No

n0mad 0vertakes Shad in Svalbard's

n0mad's picture

“In your request mention why you deserve the Svalbards”

Because I have now overtaken Shad in Svalbards is that not enough of a reason :P

“what you did to earn them.”

Stayed on the IPX path and did not cheat in any way or form

“In the event of a dispute, more evidence may be required.”

I have taken demo’s and screen shots of every post since joining IPX and will be happy to
present them in a single zip file about 5 Zottabytes large, just don’t expect the upload before Christmas….

n0w 0nto what d0es all this equal in Svalbards ?

n0mad

A very well written request,

Fuzz's picture

A very well written request, I give you kudos (not svalbards) for that :)

Your prize is 2nd place on the Highest Users list on the front page. With that honor comes 1985 existing Svalbards :)

However you will be getting some Svalbards for providing the hardware and putting significant work into the IPX server (as will Robag for the new hardware + work, and HP for hosting it, hardware and work). A big thanks from me for the initiative, and effort you’ve put in. It benefits the team significantly.

Shad leapfrogs n0mad

Fuzz's picture

Was a very close race for 2nd to 2000… looked like you had it in hand n0mad, til Shad pulled out some admin and bam, 2000 Svalbards for Shad.

n0mad leapfrogs Shad

n0mad's picture

n0t 2 B left behind n0mad runs ahead like the deaf guy 0ut 0f Family Guy…..

Shad, we discussed this a few months ag0 and I think Fuzz will als0 supp0rt this.
Get IPX 0n the TV
Simply get the IPX name or Logo on the b0x and rec0rd it and upl0ad the link here
I have a few ideas and yes I’m thinking 0f the wind0w behind the newz in the morning,
0r maybe a sp0rting event…..

Anyway I w0uld like t0 put this challenge 0ut there and with the support 0f the BOD
I think this will be worth 500 Svalbards……..

Sum gr0und rules may need t0 be 0utlined f0r the safety 0f min0rs :P

n0mad

to solve this issue...

chipper's picture

it is highly recommended that chipper should be credited with 1,000,000 Svalbard. it is the only way that the issue can be solved once and for all.

hmmmm let me think

Robag's picture

“it is highly recommended that chipper should be credited with 1,000,000 Svalbard. it is the only way that the issue can be solved once and for all.”

go you halves Chipper lol

Challenge

Fuzz's picture

I won’t give you 1 million. But I will give you 100 svalbards, if you nudie run down your respective streets with nothing on, get it filmed, edit the film to cover up private parts with (and this is the important bit) the IPX logo, then upload to youtube and link here.

The offer goes for any of you actually. No svalbards if anything private can be seen in the videos (my freaking eyes)

3000

Fuzz's picture

Upped to 3000.

0.o lol

0.o lol

Svalbard Request Denied

Fuzz's picture

:)

50 points for

Sha8doW's picture

50 svalbards for every IPX slave produced by IPX members
(basically, 50 points per kid for people who have had kids… ie YOUR KIDS BELONG TO IPX!)

lol, i once said over the pager at my old work, cause i was sick of the same kid being “lost” in my store all day every day of the school holidays (was more like he was sent to my store to be babysat – i found out his parents worked at one of the “takeaway resturants” and were too slack to organise childcare)

“Attention Shoppers. We have a lost little boy in the store, his name is Martin. martin is wearing a Blue Shirt, Jeans and is located at the customer service counter. If his parents do not come claim him within the next 30 minutes he will rightfully become the property of the store!

like the previous 5 days, his parents didnt come back untill the store was going to close. So after that day, i gave the kid his own uniform, hat and badge. and made him pump all the bikes int he bike racks tires up!
was the best NON Employee employee i ever had!
I kept him off the streets, and taught him a good work ethic. (although, he did go awol when school started up again lol)

so basically, back to the svalbards. id get 100 points, nomad would get 50, Robag would get 50 etc

now… i am off to find a video camera to tape my daily run! (make it 500 and ill probably do it for real) although we might need to work out a deal about the whole length of the street bit… i don’t think i can run that far!

Daily run??

Fuzz's picture

Hold on a second, you go on a daily run? Lets get that video evidence going!

nudie

Sha8doW's picture

Nudie runz?
Doesnt everyone do em daily!?

Id post videos… but i’d have to blur too much of the screen when covering my private parts!

also

Mattatuide's picture

if you did that then you would have to take off your puffy shirt…………………….:P

.

Fuzz's picture

Just made it 3000. No excuses now :)

10,000 Hits

n0mad's picture

10,000 Hits
w0rth sum Svalbard’s ?

n0mad

done

Fuzz's picture

. +100

I got 2 servers

Mattatuide's picture

For Team IPX AWESOMENESS.
Worth some Svalbards?

Nikki and I have

Mattatuide's picture

visited and meat the most people from within Team IPX, is that worth some svalbards?

Well for spotting matts typos

Loganator's picture

Please give me 30 svalbards :)

Hitting 10,000

Mattatuide's picture

svalbards i think i should get some svalbards.

I hit 1000

Loganator's picture

Hitting 1000 i should get more :)

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